Lines that Rhyme – Every time!

Hello, and welcome to Lines That Rhyme – Every Time.

What happens when you present your prospective customer with a short rhyme?

Especially if it has a little humour?

They read it (if only to see if the writer has managed to make all the lines rhyme – LOL).

Don’t you think that would make them more receptive to your sales message?

Imagine having your own short rhyme that warms your potential customer to the idea of buying your service or product.

How could that fail to attract more business?

Especially if you were the only business in your line, and in your town, to have that particular (humorous) rhyme in your sales material.

Use it anywhere

You can use it in your brochure, on your web site, in your sales materials, in your ads, even print it out and display it on the wall – in your waiting area, on your shop window, in the office or studio, on the shop floor – anywhere you can think of. And in an attractive, appealing font.

The investment is small (provided you act fast). That’s because this is a new enterprise with no customer reviews yet. I will increase my prices when I have a few testimonials.

All rhymes come with a “right to use anywhere for all time” licence, and are limited to just one business type (e.g. builders, tattooists, locksmiths) per town.

So you can be confident that your business will be the only one of its type in your town with the right to use the rhyme.

At present we have rhymes just right for builders, tattooists, IT managers, garage mechanics, plumbers, farmers, bricklayers, locksmiths, odd job men, stunt men, lorry drivers and taxi drivers.

Lines that Rhyme - Every Time!
Get a FREE humorous rhyme – just for looking!

Aimed at tea lovers, coffee lovers, and chocoholics, any of these would make an ideal gift for such a person. These are yours, free, just for taking a look at one of the options set out in the buttons below, and completing the “Free Rhyme” form.

Please select from the following. If your line of business doesn’t appear here and you’d like a rhyme for it, just let us know and we’ll do our best to compose one.

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